You Know the Universe has a Sense of Humor When
Sending Out My Resume
“Really Old Woman in Front of Me Wearing Playboy Tights. Thinking of You”
It Was Mid-90’s Yuppie Week at the Food Bank
Now There You Go Making Me Smile AgainNo One Dances Here
December 29, 1996
Dear Slow-Mo Barista
I've Been Known to Violently Sniff D's Aftershave
Dear Revlon rv490 Hair Dryer
215 Years of Sweet Maple Serenity
Heather Has Two Mommies and Videoblogs at Smith
Late Night Word Association
To [visit] Folk That Han [been vigorously hoping to] Wedded Hem With Rynges
Can't Touch This
I Hear Casablanca is Highly Overrated This Time of Year
This is Not About a Fair
Putting the Curv in Scurvy
Cryptic Emails from Abroad
Conversations I have Had in the Past Week
A Rhode Island Miracle
A Grand Return to the Two Dimensional World
One Giant Cheeto
What I Did on My Summer Vacation
You Put the Funk in my Wagnalls
A Brief List of Things that Scare Me